mossbian:

everything cats do is right. cats will sit in front of a window and look outside for hours and i think we could all learn a thing or two from them

thetriggeredhappy:

if i was a vampire i would hang up a bunch of pictures in my house but for some reason inexplicably one wall of pictures would have them all hung sideways and then whenever the rando i’ve lured into my Vampire House looks at them they’ll instinctively tilt their head to one side to look at the pictures thus leaving their neck wide open for Vampire Shenanigans to ensue. step one of making this plan happen is becoming a vampire. if you’re a vampire i’ll totally let you have my very good idea but in exchange you gotta make me a vampire also, no take backsies

socialistexan:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

I think LGBT people need to be meaner again

this has only been up for like 3 hours i think we have a consensus

waluigings:

sitting through 3-4 army recruitment ads at the movies is just

halogaland:

are advertisers aware that if one of their ads interrupt me i will, at best, forget about the product, and at worst, become actively hostile to the product

popokko:

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

villainelle:

villainelle:

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

exactly.

guerrillatech: